It has recently come to our attention that the recent James Bond film, “SPECTRE”, has a company in it known as CNS. I am here today to disprove any notion that Creative Network Studios or “CNS” is the aforementioned entity.
1. The SPECTRE CNS is run by a man known as “C”. Our CNS is run…by a guy known as “C”. Okay, bad example.
2. The “C” that runs SPECTRE’s CNS is an evil genius and our “C” is also a—*ahem* moving on…
3. Blofeld, (who controls SPECTRE) has a scar he received from an explosion. Charles, (who controls our CNS) has a scar he received from a machete during filming an 80’s horror movie.
Well, now. Umm… In conclusion, as you know, I set out to prove that Creative Network Studios or “CNS” is not affiliated with James Bond’s SPECTRE. As of right now, the results are, well, let’s just call them inconclusive. I guess you could say the only real difference is that SPECTRE’s CNS deals with video surveillance to suit their needs. Our CNS deals in high quality video and creative to suit YOUR needs. Please check back with CNS for further evidence as it is made available. You could NOT check back and hope we’re not part of SPECTRE, but do you really want to take that chance?